Who Would I Throw a Drink On?

Last night on the radio the two djs from KS95's drive-home show wondering if anybody was so mad at or so disliked someone that they'd throw a drink on them. I started thinking who I might throw a drink on.

I describe myself as a housewife with some piss and vinegar. Think June Cleaver with a potty mouth (though I try to keep these posts clean - Grandma does have internet). I can have a quick temper at times, so if caught in the wrong mood, I might throw a drink on anyone who pissed me off. But for the most part I behave. I can grin and bear it to the general public. Unfortunately I haven't mastered being so polite to my own family. Hubby and Son get the crabby lady, but I don't think I'd throw a drink on either of them.

There are a couple of guys who definitely deserve having a drink thrown on them. But I have to see them at Christmases, so it wouldn't be a wise thing to do.

I guess, after giving it some thought, there really isn't anyone who I would throw a drink on. I have a nasty enough mouth to retaliate with. (My husband recently told me I could be a juvenile corrections officer because I have a way of talking that would scare anyone into doing what they're supposed to...Son calls it the scary voice.)